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People to people (Source: Interreg ) A White man once said,''Colored people are not allowed here.'' The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: ''Listen sir... when I was born I was BLACK ' ''When I grew up I was BLACK ,'' ''When im sick i'm BLACK '', ''When i go in the sun im BLACK '', ''When i'm cold i'm BLACK '', ''When I die i'll be BLACK '', ''But you sir.'' ''When you're born you're PINK '', ''When you grow up you're WHITE '', ''When you're sick you're GREEN '', ''When you go in the sun you turn RED '', ''When you're cold you turn BLUE '', ''And when you die you turn PURPLE '', ''And you have the nerve to call me color

Caller: Hello can I speak to Annie Wan? Operator: Yes, you can speak to me. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Operator: Yes, I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this? Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to speak to Annie Wan! It's urgent! Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about? Caller: Well.. just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital. Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, than the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious, but I don't have time for this! Caller: You're so rude! Who are you? Operator: I'm Saw Ree.. Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name? Operator: That'